Effach 4
Apple Wood, Nails, Acrylic Paint & Boiled Linseed Oil

"The Effahc enters your life when you reach the age of forty. It has special powers to guide you and acts as a conduit to the ethereal plane, opening inner doorways to enhanced creative awareness. The Effahc does this by way of flatulence, the anally emitted gases contain an unknown mildly toxic compound similar to THC (Tetrahydrocannabinol) which is highly psychoactive. They have incredible olfactory senses, so keep your whiskey safe, as they adore single malts and shall ravage your supplies if detected. The Effahc is your personal guardian, take good care of him and he shall take good care of you and your family."

To find out more about the Effach read my diary entry.